Copyright 2000 -- Robert Baer Jr. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "To Russia with Love" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Amos Doggie, Otto, Samantha Maddog and Hannah are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1999. Misty Maddog is a creation of Bart Walls. Catman is a creation of John Butler. Jazz is a creation of Dylan Rinald. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "To Russia, With Love" The scene is the home of Amos Doggie and Hannah, deep in the Louisianna Bayou. The two Road Rovers are having a dinner party, seated at their picnin table are Catman, Misty Maddog, Jazz, Otto and Samantha Maddog. CATMAN (happy): Amos, I just can't get enough of this wonderful crawdad bisque! MISTY (nods): I agree Uncle Amos! JAZZ (nods): Me too! CATMAN (hands Amos his bowl): May I have more, please? AMOS (takes bowl): You betcha! Dis be me best batch yet, I guarantee! Amos ladles out another serving for Catman. OTTO (sternly): This bisque of yours is a fascinating combination of ingredients. Separately, some of these ingredients may taste rather repulsive, but blended together they are quite a nutritious mixture with an acceptable flavor. AMOS (whispers to Samantha); He be sayin' he like it? SAMANTHA (whispers back): Yes, Uncle Amos, sir As they are dining, a glowing green figure approaches their table from the woods. As this robed figure stands before them, fear grips the group except for Otto, Hannah and Amos. OTTO (sternly): Scanning.... This enity is the Dora guardian. We have encountered him before, he is harmless. HANNAH (nods): I remember you! AMOS (points): You be dat dude dat be given' old' Amos and me woman our powers! FIGURE (nods): That is correct. Amos, Hannah, you are our only hope. Even as I speak, an alien spacecraft is about to land on this planet. It carries the advance guard of the Botarus Military and their goal is to conquer Earth. You must use your powers to stop this threat before it's too late. CATMAN (nods): May we help them, sir? FIGURE (nods): You may assist them but understand, the Botarus are a very dangerous group. I know of your special abilities, but even those may not be enough to overcome these invaders. OTTO (sternly): Scanning..... unindentified flying object entering Earth atmoshpere... projected landing zone... outside the city of Minsk in Belorussia. FIGURE (shouts): Make haste, dear friends.... protect this planet... farewell.... As the figure fades away, Otto instantly teleports the entire group to the landing site. Stepping out of the strange craft are six black furred tall creatures, almost resembling bears, except they are all wearing indentical purple uniforms and carrying strange looking laser pistols. The largest of the group lowers his weapon and slowly approaches the Rovers. UKAIL (shouts): I am Prince Ukail of Botarus. I can sense that you creatures have come here to oppose us. Very well. Surrender now and I may have mercy on you. HANNAH (growls): We won't let you take over our world! MISTY (shouts): That's right, furry face! UKAIL (smiles): You are a spunky group, too bad... you all would have make useful servants to us, but now you will all be eliminated! (shouts): OPEN FIRE!!! The other five points their weapons at them and fire. Otto activates his force field, causing their shots to bounce away. With his eye lasers, Otto melts all of their hand weapons in a matter of seconds. UKAIL (nods): So, that's the way it's going to be. I really didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice. Ukail holds up one hand and fires a huge ball of green energy out of it. Catman and Hannah use their powers to 'bounce' the ball straight up into the air where it explodes with such force, the ground shakes. CATMAN (turns to Jazz): Jazz, Misty, Samantha, you three better get out of here. Ukail has enourmous powers, you four could get hurt! SAMANTHA (shouts): I want to stay here, with my husband! OTTO (sternly): Illogical... you and the others must go to a safer place.. MISTY (growls): NO! We're staying! JAZZ (draws laser pistol): We're going to help out! UKAIL (laughs): Better listen to them, but what does it matter. All of you will die anyway! Ukail hurls another ball of energy towards them, Catman and Hannah once more bounce it into the air, but are knocked down in the process. CATMAN (shakes head): His attacks are getting stronger! HANNAH (nods): Tell me about it! OTTO (sternly): The energy level of that last blast was ten times the level of the previous one CATMAN (stands up): We can't keep this up forever HANNAH (stands up): We have to do something! AMOS (nods): Amos do someting! Amos walks away from the crowd and in from of Ukail. AMOS (angry): Dis be enough! You and your critters git, before I gits mad! CATMAN (shouts): AMOS! GET BACK HERE!! HANNAH (shouts): HE'S TOO POWERFUL!! AMOS (shakes head); Amos fear not! Amos stop dis critter! UKAIL (angry): Critter? That had better be a term of respect, Earth creature! AMOS (smiles): Some of me best friends be critters! UKAIL (angry): I am NOT your friend! Ukail lifts his hand and fires a ball of energy at Amos. To everyone's surprise, Amos begins to glow a bright blue and catches the energy ball. AMOS (laughs): Dis here belong to ya, Amos send it back! Amos tosses the ball back at Ukail, the frightened prince disappears just as the ball rolls past him. The five other soldiers scatter as the energy ball rolls towards them. AMOS (looks around): Where'd dat Ukail goomer go? UKAIL (instantly appears): Right behind you! Ukail grabs Amos in a headlock, Amos punches him in the back with his bionic arm, knocking him down to the ground. UKAIL (staggers to stand up): So, you are much stronger than you look! This time, my energy ball will leave you as a burning carcass! AMOS (angry): No you don't! Amos waves his arms and an large kettle of crawdad bisque appears before Ukail. HANNAH (shocked); OH NO!!! CATMAN (sadly): And he was doing so well up to this time.... MISTY (shocked): NO!!! UNCLE AMOS!!! JAZZ (aims his pistol): Maybe this will stop that monster! Jazz fires several laser shots at Ukail, who simply puts his hand up and absorbs the energy from the shots. Otto uses his super speed to tacke him, but Ukail moves equally fast and avoids being grabbed. UKAIL (laughing): You fools! None of you can stop me! (looks at pot); What is this.. this .... THIS? AMOS (angry): Dat be me crawdad bisque! Amos not mean to bring it here, it be too good fer slime like you to eat.. UKAIL (shocked): Eat? (evil grin): OH! I SEE!! (laughs): This is what gives you your super strength! Ukail grabs the pot with both hands and begins to gulp the bisque down. Suddenly, he drops the pot and has a look of total pain on his face. UKAIL (coughing): You.... you..... this .... is ..... poison...... AMOS (upset): Hey! Dat be me best bisque I ever make! UKAIL (coughing): You .... tricked...... me........ AMOS (furious): Dis be not a trick! You make Amos mad! If ye eat not me bisque, you can wear it! The angry Amos grabs the pot of bisque and throws it on Ukail. Misty, Jazz, Catman, Hannah, Otto and Samantha watch in complete shock as they see Ukail covered in bisque, beginning to 'twinge' and 'jerk' right before their eyes. UKAIL (screaming): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fear grips the other five soldiers as they frantically attempt to grab their leader. Those who touch his and get the bisque on their hands watch as their gloves burn off. SOLDIER #1 (scared); We must escape! SOLDIER #2 (scared): These creatures are too strong for us to conquer! Away! The soldiers grab their injured leader, rush into their spacecraft and take off. MISTY (cheers): YEAH!!! WE WON!!!! CATMAN (shakes head): That's the strangest thing I've ever seen in my life! JAZZ (laughs): The world is saved by crawdad bisque? No one would ever believe us! HANNAH (hugs Amos): Amos Doggie, you never cease to amaze me! AMOS (sadly): Yeah, but dem goons didn't like me bisque! SAMANTHA (nods): Now that's an understatement! OTTO (nods): Yet another effective use of crawdad bisque.... fascinating Within a minute, several jeeps from the Belarus army arrive on the scene. OFFICER (waves arms): Vait! Vait! Please don't go! Ve all vere vathcing you battle dose aliens! You save our country! Our leader vants to tank you all personally! MISTY (happy): WOW!!! THAT'S GREAT!! Can we go, PLEASE???? HANNAH (turns to Amos); What do you think, dear? AMOS (smiling): Take me to your leader! (giggles): Amos always be wanting to say dat! CATMAN (laughs): Been watching too many of those old sci-fi movies, haven't you? AMOS (nods): Yep! OTTO (sternly); Obviously. SAMANTHA (looks at Otto): Be polite, darling, ok? The scene switches to the Belarus government building in Minsk. All of the Rovers are seated at a banquet table across from the Belarus President and Prime Minister. Amos, who had been gone for about fifteen minutes, returns. HANNAH (smiles): Amos dear, where have you been? AMOS (smiles): I be having a talk wit the chef! Soon, the first course is served. Each person is served a very familiar looking bowl of soup. CATMAN (shocked); Crawdad bisque? MISTY (happy); Crawdad bisque! JAZZ (surprised): Amos, did you ... AMOS (nods): Yep! Even give dee cook me recipe! PRIME MINISTER (sips): WOW!! Vonderful new soup! I never taste anyting like it before! PRESIDENT (nods): Da! I agree! (looks at Amos); So, comrade Amos, how did you defeat the aliens? AMOS (smiles, holds up bowl): Wit dis! PRESIDENT (laughs): I like dis American sense of humor! JAZZ (whispers): Told you no one would believe it! HANNAH (sighs): Oh well..... PRIME MINISTER (still laughing): Imagine, using soup to stop an alien invasion! Next you will tell us that pigs can fly! AMOS (waves his arms): Now dat you mention it, lookie out dat window! Everyone in the room runs towards the window and see .... PRESIDENT (shocked): A flock of flying pigs? PRIME MINISTER (surprised): I must be dreaming! HANNAH (looks over at Amos); AMOS!!! AMOS (laughs): Amos be gittin' good at dis magic stuff after all, yes? All of the Rovers laugh. --------------------------------------------------------------------------